Here we bring you an awesome and huge collection of midget jokes. Believe me these jokes will thrill you and make you laugh hard. Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.
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Here is a great list with funny midget jokes. They are a bit condescending against little people. They are just for fun and nothing else. I met a couple of really short people today. They were really down-to-earth guys.
Hundreds of Telegraph readers submitted jokes after comedian Tim Vine cemented his reputation as king of the one-liners by winning the Lafta awards Joke of the Year. We asked readers to suggest their own favourite jokes. More than 3, votes were cast for the top ten. A dwarf got out the other car and said, 'I'm not happy'. To which I replied, 'Which one are you then.
Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? A: "Sorry, I'm a little short" Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? A: The grass tickles their balls! Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?