For most of us they seem to show up once or twice a year and typically exhibit classic asshole behavior like belittling you for no apparent reason. I drove down to Scripps pier, which is 3 minutes from my house and paddled out to a semi crowded Saturday. About a half hour later I paddled into a left and the same guy dropped in right in front of me. Of course to top it off, he was using this as an excuse to mask his entitled asshole approach to life. A few seconds later his buddy paddled up next to me and started shouting obscenities at me like a rabid foaming dog.
How to Deal With Asshole Surfers and Become Asshole Proof - Chad Scott Music
Many surfers treat the lineup like a lawless territory. According to James, those ones are the assholes. Photo: Noyle. We all know the type: the aggro local bent on ruining your session, the bratty grom who scoffs at etiquette, the standup paddleboarder who literally takes every wave. But James goes beyond identification. He explains why these assholes are the way they are.
Arguably the most infamously named band in the annals of popular music -- for years, radio found their moniker unspeakable, and the press deemed it unprintable -- Butthole Surfers long reigned among the most twisted and depraved acts ever to bubble up from the American underground. Masters of calculated outrage, the group fused the sicko antics of shock rock with a distinct and chaotic mishmash of avant-garde, hardcore, and Texas psychedelia; sleazy, confrontational, and spiteful, songs like "The Revenge of Anus Presley," "Bar-B-Q Pope," and "The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey Oswald's Grave" seemed destined to guarantee the Buttholes little more than a lifetime of cultdom. Yet, by the mid-'90s, they were left-field Top 40 hitmakers, success perhaps their ultimate subversion of mainstream ideals. The seeds of their formation dated back to , when future frontman Gibby Haynes , the son of the Dallas-based children's TV host known as "Mr. Peppermint," met guitarist Paul Leary while attending college in San Antonio.
All these fucking kooks out here. Get the fuck out of here. He was probably in his late 20s, skinny and pale with long blond hair and a black gauge earring in his right ear. I saw him catch a few waves at the point, and a good surfer would say he surfed poorly. He looked like a Point Break extra from that one house party where a girl breathes fire that ends with night surfing.