Look, we should all know by now that sending unsolicited dick pics is not cute. Unless somebody has explicitly asked you for a dick pic or nudes, do not assume that pulling your pants down and letting them in on how your genitals are looking that day is a good icebreaker. So assuming you trust your partner, how do you even know what to send? Strap in. Also, a little mood lighting never hurts like, bad nighttime lighting where everything looks yellow and you have to use flash But a fresh-out-of-the-shower mirror picture is always a safe bet!
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Whenever I receive one now I send back a pic of the hugest, veiniest one-eyed monster I can find as my reply. Like, the equivalent in the s would have been just pulling your dick out in the middle of a conversation with a woman aka flashing them. People used to get arrested for that. First guys stop opening doors for women then they send sleepy ass pictures of their dicks.
Good dick causes temporary insanity in some women. Your dummy called you 10 times in a row and left 4 voice messages— my dummy called 22 times and then sent 32 text messages. Yes, ladies. We guys laugh at your silly asses way before we feel bad about ghosting you or breaking your heart.
What makes an exceptionally good dick? To find out, I asked 20 women to share their preferences for the perfect penis. Some foreskin appears a bit saggy and sad. Girth is more important than length — about the thickness of a deodorant can.